Just Keep Wishing...Just Keep Wishing

Dear Ellen, 

I NEED YOUR HELP. I am dating a total babe (Devan) and I have decided that it is time for me to take this relationship to the next level. We are talking "Wife Status". Devan is an absolute fanatic about Disney/Pixar films. The other day we were watching the new "Finding Dory" trailer and a lightbulb went off in my head! "YOU SHOULD ASK ELLEN TO HELP!" thus, I am running to you with arms wide open to help me help Devan to help our future children. PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSEEE help me. 

Devan and I are fast approaching a year of blissful dates and romance. I want to make it a lifetime. She is amazing. Even better than a fine aged wine or when you find money in your pants that you haven't worn in like a year because you got too fat to wear them. I have attached a link to a video that is addressed to you so that you can help me help Devan help our future children. 

Mucho Love,

Chad

P.S. if this plan doesn't succeed, I will probably resort to putting the ring in some sort of food or drink and run the risk of the killing the girl I love because she will choke on it because of poor proposal execution.